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CAN NOT HANDLE

I can’t deal with heat, it sucks the life out of me. I’m sitting here, feeling sticky, drained and generally disgusting. Mm, so nice. Good thing I have so many photos to update you all on, because warm weather does not exactly inspire me to dress very well.

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Photos of my friend Jana who has been on this blog before. These are from New Years Eve. Wow, that seems like a while ago now.

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FML

Nothing to report today, other than apparently some customer made a complaint about me at work. Apparently I rolled my eyes at her and was “huffing and puffing” LOL, like I would be stupid enough to EVER do something like that at work. I hate people, and I especially hate people who actually make complaints about sales assistants. I have been served by some people who were actually straight up rude and kind of evil to me, but I never thought, “hmm, I’m going to make that low paid worker’s day even worse and possibly have them fired”. I mean, seriously? UGH. I was planning another huge text post but I’m actually tired right now. Weird… it’s only 11.59PM.

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haha, I love this gif of Reiss

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Who else hates working in retail?

P.S I now have an instagram, you can follow me @sssssophie (that is 5 s’)

INTERRUPT THE REGULAR

Hi there. Hello, What’s up? G’day. Yo, whatevz, what’s the happs? How are you? Gooood? Yeah, me too, well you know, could be better, but heeey, first world, can’t complain aye?

Okay then, now that the awkward postponed internet greeting has been dealt with, I shall get back to my regular blogging flow. Well, not quite yet. First, I’m going to congratulate the United States of America for electing Obama as the president once again. Thank you. I’ve been thinking about possibly moving to the U.S (specifically L.A) lately, and if Mitt Romney won… well, I would definitely have to reconsider.

Greeeaat, my left hand is currently falling asleep. How convenient, I have a feeling this is the result of typing and how cold my hands are at the moment. ANYWAY.

Speaking of American elections. I stumbled across this article about a bunch of ill informed American citizens who would like to move to Australia because Barack Obama will be the president for another term. I found it fucking hilarious. I was going to go on and on about why this idea is incredibly stupid, but I think this graphic I found sums it up quite well.

Yes, that’s right mofos. We have universal health care, and I’m pretty damn cerain we (most of us, other than a few crazy people) all like it. In fact, this year the Medicare levy was raised for those earning above a certain amount of money per annum. I think it’s about $84,000+ for singles, and guess what? There was no uproar, no talk about fucking death panels (uuuuuuuugh) in fact, most people working in Health care thought it was a good thing. I don’t understand how a country can truly consider themselves modern without universal health care to be honest. Health care should be the NUMBER ONE priority in my opinion, that and education. I’m so so so soooo glad we have Medicare. Sure, it’s definitely not perfect, but thanks to Medicare I have been hospitalised multiple times without having to worry about money. I received the best care from a damn Professor of Cardiology and I did not pay a cent.

The whole education deal in the U.S freaks me out too. I’m going to be honest here, I don’t know much about how the system works. All I know is, when I was on exchange, my friend and I didn’t have to pay for tuition in Buffalo because our CSP (Commonwealth Supported Place) was covering the cost, as it usually would at Monash. For a semester the money was given to UB instead. We, as international students, didn’t have to pay tuition to attend an American University, but the local students had to pay, WTF?! No really, what is up with that? Lastly, most of us think the whole ‘right to bear arms’ crap is a pointless load of bullshit. I hate guns.

ROAD TO NOWHERE

Do you ever have those days when you feel kind of blank and wonder just what exactly you’re doing with your life? I’ve been thinking like that lately, it’s a little frightening and daunting. I mean, really, what the hell am I doing? I have to get my shit together man. Getting this together, involves blogging more frequently, cause you know, when I was on top of it all, I really enjoyed blogging… but now I’m so behind my own damn queue, I feel like I’m drowning in a pool of potential outfit posts, or something like that. I just confused myself. Face palm.

I’ve been wearing a variation of shirts with shorts or more often skirts lately, I used to absolutely LOVE dresses, but I don’t reall own many these days. I’ve become very fussy with dresses, I only buy them if they are EXACTLY what I’m looking for, and even then, I often get them altered. Ugh, so expensive, I need a better paying job!

SQUASH

This post, or rather, these images, have been chilling in my drafts folder for about a week. I just couldn’t be bothered bringing myself to type anything to accompany the images. Not that I really need to. I mean, I visit a lot of blogs that feature little to no written (typed) content most of the time. Real life took a front seat during the last seven days and the blog had to get to the back. It’s all good though. I’m feeling a lot better now. About everything in general, I have more motivation to actually do creative stuff. I have soo many outfits and posts to upload, so that’s going to keep me busy this week. Plus, I desperately must start planning and creating my online professional presence, aka my folio. It has to get done, I’m just going to have to be strict and set times to work on it. Pretend I have an assignment or something.

These were taken a while ago, I don’t really like the way I look in these images but meh, I like the outfit. I really don’t like my hair in that style. At all. Ew.

I’m sadly going to start being a lot more cautious about what I type on this blog. People who know me in real life read it and use it to harshly judge me and create unecessary problems in my life. I’m not sure if I’ve ever told you guys but I really fucking HATE drama and conflict. I literally loathe being involved in it. Some people thrive on that shit, but I can’t stand it and I have to rid myself of such poison in my life. Oh yeah, it’s officially spring now. Fuck my life, soon every Dark Vice post is going to be a combination of the following:

- OMG, IT’S SO FUCKING HOT I HATE THE WORLD
- MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT BECAUSE ITS CONSTANTLY OILY AND FRIZZY
- HOW DOES ONE WEAR ANYTHING HALF DECENT WHEN IT FEELS LIKE AN OVEN OUTSIDE?
- TOO HOT TO MOVE, TOO HOT TO DO ANYTHING
- SWEATING LIKE CRAAAAYZAY
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

yeeeah, that’s going to be interesting. not. BUH BYE.