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January 31st, 2012

WE’RE LIKE CRYSTAL… WE BREAK EASY

Any other New Order fans? Ah, I really like Crystal (not the drug), good song. A bunch (one guy and two girls) of lame teens with gross, cut off denim shorts laughed at my outfit today. ASSHOLES! Oh well, I guess they don’t know any better, trapped in their sad little box of tank tops and ripped shorts (puke). I probably shouldn’t hate on their style… wait, WHAT style?! HA, HA… man, I’m evil. What can I say? Humanity brings it out in me.

This slow as a snail internet is boring the hell out of me and my boyfriend forced me to eat so much today that I literally thought I was going to throw up. In fact, I still do… kind of.

WHAT SORT OF FUCKED UP FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS ARE THESE?! Here I am, complaining about internet and too much food, when on the other side of the planet, there are children dying of starvation, who have never even heard of the internet. Ah, this planet is so screwed. I wouldn’t be surprised if the world did end this year.

Don’t tell anybody I said this but I kind of want it (the world) to end this year. I mean, think about it, we’re all going to eventually die one day. Sorry for the gloomy tone, but I’m sure you’ve all heard the same shit before, courtesy of those life insurance advertisements. Seeing as death is chasing us all anyway, may as well be there when the god damn world ends! Imagine if an afterlife or heaven or something actually exists. Imagine chilling in this afterlife and talking to people who were alive hundreds of years ago….

“How did you guys go?”
“Plague bro”
“I broke my ankle in 1325″
“End of the WORLD BITCHEEZZ”

See what I mean? Point proven.

These photos were taken a few days ago, my boyfriend picked up a guitar he purchased via e-bay. A few trade workers decided to stare at me for a few moments while we were taking photos. It was bizarre.

January 30th, 2012

HUMIDITY… YUCK

If there is one thing I might possibly hate more than this awful heat, it’s definitely the humidity making it seem even hotter than it already is!! Usually Melbourne has dry summers, well, for as far back as I can remember anyway. Instead, during the past two years, the warmer season has become very humid. Last summer we had a day of 99% humidity, NO SHIT. The humidity level was higher than Singapore.

I’m sure you’re all very interested in my rambles about the weather. Haaa, JOKING. If anyone actually cares, you could always visit one of my favourite websites, the Bureau of Meteorology or as I just like to call it, BOM.

If only it was winter, I could have looked like a PRETTY snowflake (!!!) yesterday. In contrast, I just felt like a melting marshmallow.
S I G H. My dad decided to enlighten me with his expert style advice yesterday, (once again) and I learnt that the dress I decided to wear was highly inappropriate for the way the climate was behaving. What the shit?! I felt so exposed in this outfit. I had no sleeves, and there was nothing covering my back. Plus, it isn’t black! Pretty appropriate if you ask me.

AAAAAAH, I forgot to get a photograph of the back of the dress. Next time, next time. There will definitely be a next time, because I just love this dress, no sarcasm intended, seriously. I think I’m going to try and shorten it a little. Perhaps you see no need, but, I’ve kind of become obsessed with all my dresses being at the perfect length for me.

I really want to discuss the magazine, but my bf’s internet is still slow as hell and I’ve got a few other posts in a queue before I get to it. Luckily, my dad finally signed up to get the interwebz at my humble place of residence, so I’ll be able to manage this blog and all my ideas a little better by the end of the week (hopefully) or early next week.

See, it’s so effing hot, that I just lay there passed out for the majority of the day, allowing all the calories that have entered my body via 3 scoops of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream (DON’T JUDGE ME, THEY WERE SO GOOD) to just make their way to the already problematic thigh area.

It’s perfectly normal to cover your head with a laundry bucket, right?

January 27th, 2012

SO YOU THINK YOU’RE SPECIAL?

Think that you’re soooo important? Pretend that you live in a pretty world with unicorns and pink magical fairy dust?! (it’s a reference to tumblr girlz that you may or may not understand) Well, GUESS WHAT?

You aint special, because one day, you’re going to DIE just like EVERYTHING else on this planet. Err, ok, that isn’t really the reason. Avoid the thought of death, think happy thoughts! NOBODY PANIC, NOBODY PANIC

Here we have, earth and a representation of a person, aka, me. Let’s pretend, that the earth has a lovely pink tinge. See how small we are? DO YOU SEE IT? Well, you have no idea my friends.

Yeah, Jupiter could crush us into a few measly specks of dust. Better not mess with it.

Ahaha, does anyone else feel just as insignificant as I do when they picture these things?

It gets even more unbelievable…

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKING BIG THAT STAR IS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE PLANET WE LIVE ON IS LIKE A PUNY MICROSCOPIC GERM COMPARED TO THAT THING. We pretty much don’t even exist. We are like, invisible fragments, dwelling on a puny rock, freaking out about shoes and Twilight (LAME) and shit.

I feel like a teeny weeny cookie crumb. Yum, cookies. Sorry for this random post, I have been feeling this… anxiety provoking, impending sense of doom recently that I’m struggling to shake off. It’s kind of unsettling, so I’m trying to distract myself.

January 26th, 2012

AM I AUSTRALIAN?

For those of you who don’t know, January 26th (today) is Australia day. A day to celebrate all things Australian… but, hang on a second. Err, what exactly is Australian?

In 2010 I spent a semester abroad at SUNY Buffalo in New York State. I was there with one of my friends I met during my time at Uni, who has a Vietnamese background. I can’t tell you how many times people in the U.S were stunned to find out that my friend was in fact, Australian. People often seemed shocked that an asian girl was, well… Australian. This surprised my friend and I. I mean, the U.S itself, is a pretty multicultural nation. I couldn’t believe how ignorant some people were about the country. Someone I met at the campus dining hall thought that Sydney was full of Kangaroos, just to make it clear, IT’S NOT!! But, that’s a completely different topic.

Closer to home, I’ve experienced some sort of identity confusion of my own. I was born in Australia, I went to an Australian public, primary, high school and university. (Pretty much all our Uni’s are public… I think there are only two private institutes) I grew up here and obviously, I’m an Australian citizen. But is that enough? Some people might not think so.

I hate summer. Which a lot of you probably already know. When most people think of Australia they probably think of the beach and surfing and BEACH BAAABEZ… laugh out loud. I am no beach babe, far, far from it, actually. I also hate AFL (Australian Rules Football), Cricket and well, most sports in general. Apparently Australians LOVE THEIR SPORTS. I’m a vegetarian and as Sam Kekovich (read: douche) would state, not eating lamb is UN-AHSTRAAAALYUHN.

My grandparents moved to Australia from Greece and arrived here when my dad was only eight months old. They came because, at the time, Australia was requesting workers from Europe. My grandparents had five children and they worked their asses off (especially my yiayia) to support and give their children the best possible life that they could. My dad grew up in Australia, but while he was growing up, he encountered a few problems. When my dad was younger, it wasn’t exactly uncommon to be called a wog, sorry if I offended anybody by using this term. ‘Australians’ would use the word wog as a derogatory term against those with eastern european backgrounds, mainly, Italian and Greek.

These days, people with these backgrounds have taken the word as their own and often call each other wogs. Even though it doesn’t happen as often now, I hate it when people describe me as a wog. I mean, what the hell is that word anyway? I’m an Australian (just like all the other Anglo Australians) with a Greek background, I’m not a damn wog, whatever the hell that means.

It’s not all one sided though. The other day my dad and I were discussing something and he said something like, “that’s the way the Australians are” referring to Anglo-Saxon Australians. I get kind of annoyed when people who aren’t Anglo-Saxon talk like that. It’s like, err, Australians… and what are we?! This happens often in Australia though. I hear people saying they have friends who are, “Italian, Serb, Greek, Lebo, Aussie” What the hell man! I thought we were all Australian. Why are the Anglo-Saxon people the ‘Australians’? They have some sort of background tied to another country somewhere along the line too.

You know what else annoys me? If my boyfriend and I were walking down the street or something, some derro bogan dude would probably think that my boyfriend was ‘Australian’ and I was a ‘Wog’. The funny part is, my boyfriend was born in Sweden, has a British background, has only been a citizen for about 4 years and doesn’t identify as being Australian, at all. I don’t like the fact that Anglo-Saxons are, generally, automatically seen as being more ‘Australian’.

When those damn bogans start rambling about how, “fucken wogs stole our country” I think to myself. Wait a minute, if you want to get technical, none of us are real Australians then. The only real Australians are the indigenous people who lived here for thousands of years before anyone else got to this piece of land. You know what the sad part is? To those bogans, Aboriginal people aren’t really ‘Australian’ either. I know, it’s fucked up.

I think this rant mostly came to me thanks to the Sam Kekovich advertisements. They really piss me off. Eating lamb and having a ‘barbie’ (BBQ) is not what should constitute as being Australian, damn it! There isn’t just one identity to classify what a ‘true blue Aussie’ is. Being Australian should be about diversity and promoting an open mind. This country wouldn’t be what it is, Melbourne wouldn’t have so much damn good food, if people from all around the world didn’t decide to call this country their home.

Oh before I go, I think one of the things that pisses me off the most about some of the effed up ideas of our national ‘identity’ is the fact that people often use humour to defend offensive actions. When ‘Australians’ participate in activities that could very well be offensive to a large group of people, they often defend themselves with the old, “Australians are laid back and like to have a laugh, it’s our humour, get over it”. I’m sorry, but jokes that are at the expense of others are not funny. Ha, the fact that I back other cultures up at times like those probably makes me un-Australian. Ugh, now that, is a joke.

Anyway, so I’m not a total joy kill and don’t get hate mail from people telling me that I should move back to Greece or something. I don’t actually think Australia is that bad. I just think it’s stupid when these issues are totally avoided and people completely deny the fact that racism in Australia still exists. I know we don’t live in a perfect world and racism will probably never be completely eradicated, but it’s ridiculous when racism is still prevalent to the extent that innocent students from India are killed for no reason, purely based on their ethnicity.

But, I do admit, I’m quite lucky. We have a pretty good standard of living, free health-care, (kind of) free education and compared to a lot of other nations, our wages are quite high… which is extra good considering how strong the Australian dollar is right now.

Happy Australia day :)

I apologise for the slightly crappy images. There wasn’t a lot of light and we used my boyfriend’s camera which doesn’t shoot as well in low light areas. The internet is also slow as hell right now, so I’ll reply back to all the comments tomorrow :)

P.S Do I really dress that weird? Yesterday when I was walking around Crown in Melbourne, loads of people would so obviously stare at me as I’d walk past, like I was a crazy person or something. I was wearing the outfit shown in these images.

January 23rd, 2012

SLOWLY MELTING

I was going to bring up and discuss my possible intentions of starting a magazine today, but… IT’S TOO FREAKING HOT sorray. I just can’t be bothered. I’ve been way too warm all day and right now, all I want to do, is sit in a bath full of water and ice and eat a shit load of icy poles, of course. Actually, I would prefer tubs upon tubs of ice-cream but, sadly my metabolism runs at the rate of metro trains… OH YEAH, FUCK YOU METRO. Sorry… Melburnians might be the only people to understand that, haha. Our trains are actually quite clean but the punctuality is terrible. Oh, some good news, I just found out I got a job at K-mart, YAY! It certainly isn’t Hugo Boss, but you know… it’s still a job that will help earn some $$$$ money while I’m still studying.

I was going to apply for a job at American Apparel tomorrow… I don’t know if I still should, now that I already have a job. Apparently AA only hires people who are of certain height, looks and weight. I’m short, not exactly a supermodel and I’m not that skinny either =/ Advice?

This is what I wore yesterday, gawd, it was BOILING! Yes, yes, I know black isn’t the best colour to wear during summer but I really like that dress and I wanted to finally wear it.

There I am, hanging with some trash cans in my ghost-like state xD

I wanted to add this image at the end of this post because, well, I think it’s so wonderful. The outfit, AMAZING, her hair… also pretty amazing. I’m not sure about the source of the image, if you know, let me know? I’m off to try and figure out how to do a beehive now.

OH OH OH.. I have to quote what my boyfriend said while we were eating yesterday.

“I get scared when I’m about to finish my food because then I to start thinking about what I’m going to eat next and how much it’s going to cost…. I don’t like it”

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